May232013

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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3PM

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I wish I had a boyfriend :-((((

I am here

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2PM

extreme makeover: home edition

  • girl: i kinda like horses
  • ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
2PM

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

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1PM

shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

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1PM

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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12PM

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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12PM

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

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11AM

lol-sobbing:

*thinks about the future for three seconds*

*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*

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11AM

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