August182014

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(Source: deaneggsandsam, via funnytext-posts)

August152014
9PM
9PM
dallonvveekes:

isnt that a panic at the disco album

dallonvveekes:

isnt that a panic at the disco album

(Source: lvloonlight, via thisgirlisunderconstruction)

8PM

deducecanoe:

You know he stood in that doorway like that until John noticed him. #dramallama

(Source: andrewgarfielt, via hiddleston-cumberbabe)

1PM

Anonymous said: it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

runingly:

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

^^

July302014

beach-butt:

My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.

(via lifeisshortmakeityours)

2AM

hereiswhereiloveyou:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

I can’t even fuckjng French braid what the fuck.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via lifeisshortmakeityours)

1AM

Anonymous said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

1AM

jahxjah:

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

Wow

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